I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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