your room smells of hookers.
And success
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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