Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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