Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So here I am, sexting at work.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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