Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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