k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ketchup is God's man juice
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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