yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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