Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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