Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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