He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
