I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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