I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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