I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
