I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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