Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Randomize
