discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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