Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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