Do vagina's smell?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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