Porn is love you can see.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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