I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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