he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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