is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
vagina is talking i cant
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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