Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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