If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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