How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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