is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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