i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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