we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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