She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
