i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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