But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so explain again why im purple
no
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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