just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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