I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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