Ambien. No doubt about it.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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