honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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