a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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