If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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