You're completely useless in the revolution.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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