in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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