fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My ass is underappreciated
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
