Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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