In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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