dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
now i know why i became what i already was.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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