Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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