Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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