Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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