dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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