I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i dont even know how to be here
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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