she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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