At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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