I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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