So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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