Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You did what with his pubic hair?
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